21 Questions...that were never asked.

What's up to everybody. It's been a long time...long time. (I see somebody else is "watching the media watching hip-hip"...good show!)

Being a Hip-Hop Blogger is like being on crack...which isn't where I've been...you hit it, might quit it, but you'll hit it again.

I was looking at the "daily links" and came across the interesting "NYPD's Secret Hip-Hop Dossier". (Reminded me of COINTEL-PRO.)

1. Why did it take so long for Suge to get popped?
2. Where did NYPD/FBI get the picture/name graphic from? (It makes them look like action figures.)
3. Who would win in a fight, Jay-Z (6'1''/170lbs) or Ja Rule (5'8''/160)? (UFC-style of course!)
4. Ja Rule was born on 2-29-76. That makes him 29. But since he was born on a leap day in a leap year, isn't he technically the youngest platinum Hip-Hop artist at 7-years-old?
5. Did 50 Cent take an a**whupping or what? (For the record, 50 isn't a snitch. He got tired of getting beat up...)
6. Isn't this a cool picture of Puf--I mean--Diddy? (Thank Hip-Hop for adding another unique word to the English language.)
7. Diddy (6'0''/170lbs) born 11-4-69. Jay-Z (6'1''/170lbs) born 12-4-69. Coincedence? (I think not...)
8. What are WE doing for Nas' 32nd birthday? (9-14-73)
9. Why NYPD/FBI got Busta's baby-momma-drama on file? (Kick in the do'...waving the dread-lock!)
10. So Flava-Flav absorbs more than crack and weird publicity, huh? (Ides of March...)
11. Who would take the time to punk Fabolous like this?
12. Too much of that Purple Haze, huh?
13. Too much of that Pink, huh? ("Foul! I said...foul, dun!")
14. Or was Cam finally getting jumped into Dip-Set? ("That's foul! I said...that's foul, dun!")
15. Is Irv DJ Enuf?
16. 50 Cent, born 7-6-75. 7+6+7+5=25. 2+5=7. (Bear with me.) Damon Dash, born 5-3-71. 5+3+7+1=16. 1+6=7. Both 6'0''/190lbs. Coincedence? (I think not...)
17. If you're getting this much info on folks, why list him as "Damon" on his sheet and "Damion" on Jay-Z's sheet?
18. Is there a "Hip-Hop Blogger Dossier" sitting around somewhere?

I'm tired. Y'all com up with the last three pertinent questions to fill out this one... PEACE!

Comments

[Joey Pinkney]

Why did my ton of links turn out to be black/gray and not blue like the other links? Or is it just my computer? This doesn't count as the last three questons, does it?

[josephgrossberg]

If Ja Rule is 5'8" then I'm freaking Yao Ming.

[Hashim]

Joey, the gray links means that you visited them already. Everyone else sees blue. Maybe I should change that.

My big question is....why haven't the cops solved any hip-hop murder in NY? What is all this info for, then?

Who killed Big L? And who killed his brother later on?

Who killed JMJ?

[dj mirateck]

you joey- if they're gray it means that you've already been to those URLs on your browser.

if you clear your cache, they'll show up blue again.

[Joey Pinkney]

What are your answer to these questions?